BKK trip! With Thai pussy photos included...

It's been a long while everyone! Yes, all you 4 readers! One lesser because it's been a long time from my last post, and I'm assuming (only) one dropped out.

As you might have read from my last post, or seen from my instagram account, I went to BKK on my birthday with my girlfriend. 

And if you're looking for the dirty pics from our trip, it comes along later in the post. Mai ganjiong (chill). I even have one of me pointing to a Thai pussy.

Yes, someone took a bullet for all you ladies, so please breathe easy. One less predator on the loose. And you know what, she's absolutely worth the wait.

At least someone did. Shame on the rest of you. Pui.

Back to our BKK trip. If I were to talk more about her, all your eyes would be rolling too. I know this for a fact because my friends do it the moment I even start. For that matter, my old nickname CH Lee made its comeback too. It stands for Chee Hong (choosing girls over friends) for the uninitiated. But I can't help it, she's absolutely adorable.

Ok ok, really back to BKK. We took train all the way from the airport to our hotel, cos my wonderful gf booked a place just beside National Stadium BTS, and it was a literal stone's throw from MBK. So that's where we had my birthday dinner. Some shabu shabu place. Note that we didn't take any pics of the name of the place. Cos the food was mediocre to say the least.

Ignore the happy smile, it's only because I had my gf for company. And also we were really hungry, so the food brought the smiles out. That being said, the conveyor belt was full of fish, which tasted decent. Pork and Beef we had to order separately cos we got there a little late and the staff were focused on packing up. Good thing we asked for 4 servings of pork. For her.

Thereafter we were thoroughly unsatisfied, so we needed some beer to wash away the unpleasantness. I knew of this place beside Ratchathewi BTS called CoCo Walk. I went there quite a number of years ago, when it was less crowded and with far fewer watering holes. Nowadays it's transformed to a street with a number of hipster cafes, and thankfully, pubs.

Look! It's my beautiful gf! With not so beautiful me

The biggest change of this place from when I first visited, was that there are now 'working girls' here. So these not really scantily clad ladies will sit with the guys, get them to drink really really quickly, and then get the guys to order more beer. Kind of how every other pub functions in SG. But I dun like strangers drinking my beer, so thankfully my wonderful gf was with me.

Best of all, the handle to the tower that we ordered broke, and we were only about a fifth or a quarter into that tower. So after I got the attention of the staff, they (not very) promptly replaced the tower for us. Then also very generously topped it up to the brim. BEST BDAY GIFT!!! Ok second best bday gift, we had our flight seats upgraded to more legroom, for FREE!!! If you've haven't yet noticed, I like freebies.

The next few days was more of a food hunt, although I messed up our itinerary by going to the floating market on a Monday, and they weren't open. Although we did go to T21 shopping mall before that for a short stroll and snacks. Plus we went to eat some wanton soup with char siew, but I think the standard dropped a bit. Thankfully the servings were really massive.

Really good pic taken by a wonderfully lovely girl

Thereafter we even managed to get a 21% discount on Grab rides! Damn lucky my amazing gf spotted the banner and Grab counter at the T21 taxi stand. The GrabCar was drastically different from those on our shores too.

Try getting this GrabCar in SG!

It probably wasn't the most comfy of rides, but at least it was a novelty. Always wanted to sit in one of these overseas pick-ups. Cos it's so manly. Like me. Which my gf likes. 

But we did walk around Sukhomvit area after that disappointing non-excursion, and ended up at a sports pub beside Nana BTS. You can see the prices for yourself.

That's $4 a pint!

Thai beer is quite palatable, and not too gassy that I burp so often. Not bad at all. So after the quick recharge, we went hunting for street food, ultimately ending up with chicken wings as well as nutella and banana wrap around Pratunam area. No pics cos we wolfed all down. Then we dabao (ordered takeaway) for a local chicken rice called Kuang Heng and a Black Truffle burger from Burger King. Also no pics cos we wolfed them down too after our shower. I promise you this, Kuang Heng chicken rice is the best food in BKK by far. No contest. It was delicious even when cold, and that chilli... Woohoo!

So that was 2 days cleared. 

We were resting more on the third day cos that's what holidays are about, taking a break. Although our plan was to get the shopping requests done so that the last day would be less of a rush. The night was to head to Khao San, the famed backpackers street. Bloody waste of time.

No wait, if you really like to eat Phad Thai, I recommend Khao San. The pictures dun really show it, but Khao San is a Phad Thai paradise. Out of maybe 30 street stalls, 20 were just freaking Phad Thai. Like wtf man. 5 were selling fried scorpions and other insects, and the rest were fruit juice. And dun even get me started on the pubs...

Ok, just one nice place

Some had a great deal on offer, 3 Buckets for 400baht! Although the buckets are literally those small buckets you get at kopitiams to hold ice, and they pour in some cheap hard liquor with mixers. Horrible. 

Good thing we found another parallel street called Rambuttri Alley, where the beers were less pricey, although there was no less Phad Thai street stalls. Must be a damn popular dish. At the end of that street though, we came across wanton mee, braised pork and (surprise surprise) phad thai. 

We didn't order Phad Thai...

Of course we had to have some drinks there, but it was so entirely unsatisfying that we had to take selfies to entertain ourselves. The heavy rain didn't help.

Despite the place, my beautiful gf and I had a great time together. Cos she's just wonderful. After all the alcohol, we were heading back to our hotel to rest, when we came across a unique street stall. It was selling fried chicken wings! Of the standard that we were accustomed to, no less! Damn lucky.

On the way back to our accommodations, we noticed a Mac just beside our hotel, so we popped over to take a look. And look at the treasures we found...

I mean, that's a double Big Mac right there. I can't think of any other better after beer food. 4 patties in a freaking burger!

To cut the long story short, we took a slow journey to the airport on the 4th day, and were tired/hungover till we got to SG. Oh wait, I promised the dirty photos...

me pointing to a Thai pussy

So yeah, it was the best ever birthday for me, cos I had my wonderful gf with me the whole time. So fun!

Signing off,
KJ

Fun fact: Studies have shown that Phad Thai is actually fully Thai, and not part Thai.

Latest drama series! Masters of the LEE.

I am trying to be as non-political as I can be, but this one is too drama liao. I have the same surname, but luckily our family is neither wealthy nor property laden. I think.

fingers crossed...

Then again it's been 36 years, almost 37, so I think I can start uncrossing my fingers. The cramps are getting unbearable anyway. Plus you have no idea how difficult it is to type with crossed fingers. Kind of why there's a gap between the last post to this one. Ouch.

Now, on to the drama series. I admit, I didn't really follow the whole saga, I only read bits and pieces of it, plus a couple of excerpts here and there from mainstream media and alternative news sites. It's hard to find a middle ground when both sides tend to report conflicting views of the situation. 

On one hand, the pro-PM side feels he is victimised, especially receiving news of his siblings' post at 3am in the morning. While on hoilday. Knn la, want to talk shit, just make a call, or whatsapp, or email privately la. Post on FB like some spurned lover meh. 

On the other hand, the siblings obviously have some grievances, otherwise they will not be posting and airing dirty laundry in public. After all, most people will not be so drama mama if they didn't feel wronged, and that their matters are not addressed in anyway. And these are very high profile families, considering their dad literally built up the nation through his ideals and iron-fistedness. 

So, who do we side? Should we take sides? Should we even care? 

I think, dun bother la. They want to sort out the sale of the family home, your problem? LHL can't do anything, his hands are tied since there's a government committee to handle the sale/demolition/restoration of historical buildings in Singapore. The Prime Minister has no say in this. In fact, he should be in quite a conundrum since he wants to (I assume) fulfill his father's wishes to demolish the place, and yet got to follow the gahmen on whether he is able to or not. Sounds like he understands how us commoners feel when obeying the laws of this country.

His siblings want more say in the outcome of what to do with the house, and again nothing wrong with that. They are also their father's children. Then there's all those legalities to take note of. Got a few versions of the will, the time it took for LKY to sign the last will, the public (social media) finger-pointing. Aiya, just solve it behind closed doors la. 

I just love this pic. Damn funny. Plus now he is back from holiday, easier to handle this continuation of the drama. Not sure if you guys noticed my really intelligent pun from the Masters of the Sea drama? Yeah, I know, I'm brilliant.

I will crush you like a cockroach!

So anyway, I just want to say that dun kaypoh their family business, or leave your opinion just by reading their social media or whatever is reported. Next time when you have to make the dreaded decision to sell off your parents' family home, see if you want your relatives and friends to weigh in with what to do. If you prefer them to mind their own business, then do the same now. Or be like me, order extra beers and snacks, and then watch the drama. 

This is definitely the best homegrown drama produced in recent years. No slight to Mediacorp, but I haven't found myself glued to the TV like in the past. Masters of the Sea reruns please? And our own Supporting Actor extraordinaire, Chin Han, was in the series. Looking all young and dapper no less! Read all about him here.

Now to more cheerful reviews. For those who haven't caught Wonder Woman, go watch it now. Drop everything you're doing, and just go.The movie has many really attractive women scenery right from the start, so it's quite captivating.

Monday night movie cos I'm a cheapo

As per my blog, I will keep the reviews as real and as objective as possible. 

In my opinion, it's a great movie (Gal Gadot is gorgeous), the fight scenes in slow motion are breath-taking (Gal Gadot, wow wow wow), the storyline is pro feminist (omg omg it's Gal Gadot), and I think the lead actress is ok looking (Gal Gadot, will you marry me?). 

hugs and kisses

Excuse me, I need to go take a nice cold shower. And, erm, exercise my wrist. 

Well, I dun intend to type too much today, because there are some updates in my life that is taking up a lot of my free time. Although I will gradually reveal and tell all. It's work related.


Signing off,
KJ

 
 Fun Fact: Masters of the Sea was not about Aquaman.

Delicious Fleshy Ba Zang

Happy midweek everyone! 

It has been a while since I looked at my blog, which is probably why the weekly count dropped from the usual 10 views to only 3. I wonder why my viewership so low, I even added skimpily clad ladies in all my blog posts. I thought that would draw in the audience. Unless of course my friends are gay and they prefer my scantily clad pics instead. Regardless, I got to pull my socks up if I need more readers.

done

Groan all you want, my age says I'm allowed to start cracking dad jokes. 

I like to wish everyone a happy Dragon Boat Festival, and here's hoping everyone managed to get your own Dragon Boat. The origins of this festival can be found on Wikipedia so I will not go into it too much, since I'm pretty sure we learnt about it way back in early childhood education. Mostly I remember it because of the wide variety of 粽子 (glutinous rice dumplings) that I got to eat. I dun think it's gluten free, so probably not that popular with the modern day whiners gourmands.

there are even more varieties than this

Hopefully the stall owner or helper is slightly attractive to help you choose the best possible stall to buy from. I mean, I was drawn to this particular outlet because the food was visually appealing.

Looks deliciously fleshy right? That's why I patronised the stall. For the 2 Ba Zhangs. If you haven't had the chance to try any, and also think life is like a box of chocolates, just order one of each flavour at your nearest ba zhang stall. The variety of tastes will surprise you, and more surprising than waking up sober beside your one night stand with her make up removed. Kudos if you noticed a pause between the previous sentence and this one, it's because I had a flashback moment. Pui.

Anyway, I have to blame watering holes for putting me in those situations in the first place. For example, a prime culprit would be Al Capone's Ristorante & Bar at SCAPE. Go look at their menu in the link above. Buay tahan (can't take it) leh. How can you serve 3 bottles of Heineken at $13 nett? There's no way i will know when to stop ordering...

I can't even remember ordering the fires!

Not to mention a full pint of Guinness at $8.80nett? Or even worse, bundle it together with a lamb shank and only charge $25 nett? Simi sai... How can you expect people to stay sober and make sound judgements when picking up girls there? Wake up your idea hor, cheap drinks means bingeing without burning your wallet. So evil.

After bingeing, I needed to eat food at a place where I had to work out a bit in order to consume it. No, not at a juice bar in a gym. So I remembered this Japanese restaurant beside Zsofi at Dunlop St. Seiwaa Singapore is a place where you can cook your own Okonomiyaki to impress your date. And it comes with instructions so you dun have to feel paiseh. Good thing I do cook in my spare time so that skill-set came in handy.

Before

During

very professional

Completion

Try saying that does not look appetising! Of course I may have had help with the garnishing, but I'm a decent cook ok. And it actually tastes good, especially with an array of condiments on your table to tweak the taste to suit your palate. Side note to the ladies, I'll also whip up a delicious breakfast for you in the morning. Wink wink. Yes I know the hard-selling isn't working, stop laughing at me.

We also ordered the Monjayaki, which is pretty much the same thing, but with gravy.

I've added the pics of the cooking process in sequence. Which wasn't cooked by me, I'm not that good. There's even a short video that I took of the staff cooking. Let me figure out how to load on YouTube and then link it here. I did put in effort to sample it while it's still hot, so I could taste the full flavour of the dish.

serious food taster

I'll have to say, the house sake Monjayaki tasted great, especially with the house sake added cheese. You will be shovelling it repeatedly from hot plate to mouth.

So there you have it, a short review of the weekend I had. I did burn off my fats with an intense Sunday morning soccer session, and I even knocked in 2 goals for once. Heck, the first would have been a really spectacular overhead kick but I missed by inches. 

Back me up on this, guys. You know who you are, you were just as amazed as I was.

Signing off,
KJ

Fun Fact: Morning surprise after one night stands are a leading cause of heart attack for both genders, especially after sobering up.

Korean One Noon Stand, details in post!

What kind I say, it was a one-off thing. Really. I needed to get it out of my system, so dun judge me. A guy has needs, and when an opportunity like this presents itself, not to mention with easy access from home, I just had to grab it with both hands. 

Do not judge me. 

You tell me that you can resist temptation, especially after watching it on your computer via one of those streaming sites. Rather than just 'doing it yourself', wouldn't you get 'outside help' after being tempted to bursting point?

I wasn't even thinking about it, to be honest. I think cos I had a late night out previously, and then as per all other nights it ended with me heading home all by myself, again. So while I was out strolling around for lunch the next morning, my eye kept veering to this Korean. It was lust at first sight. Pure, visceral lust. The kind that you feel stirring and even fizzing up strongly within you.  

I'm not sure what compelled me to walk over, or what made me even ask how much it would cost to satisfy my urges. I can only say, the whole time from start till end, I was drooling and perspiring and yet there was still no reason for me to go slow. I needed to push on, even when I was beyond my limits, I just couldn't bring myself to stop!

Jinjja!! Chicken

Nothing else to say except cravings satisfied. Jjajangmyun (Minced Meat Bean Paste Noodles) looks super shiok on TV, especially on variety shows like Running Man, 1 Night 2 Days, Infinity Challenge, etc where the cast slurp the noodles with gusto. See liao instant craving. Admittedly I over ordered, since it's supposed to be an 'either or' option for your meal, but I just had to have a combination of both.

Give it a while, your eyes will adjust

Just too bad there's no Soju, it would have gone down perfectly. But it's at Clementi Mall, and since that's a very family friendly mall, surrounded by schools, few outlets there have an alcohol licence for fun people like me. 

So I'm sorry to disappoint if you thought I had a hot, steamy session with a Korean babe. I dun have that kind of luck la. It was more a steaming bowl of noodles and spicy chicken wings that got me perspiring. And was too full, but I had to make myself finish the food. Meet me in person and you'll see that I look just as bad as in my photos. And dun say Korean, Singaporean ladies also shun me like I have Zika, or worse, as if I am a Kong Hee AND Amos Yee die-hard fan. Nope, not adding any links to them.

I need to give a special shout-out to Clover Films for graciously letting me have preview tickets to the movie 'This is Not What I Expected' starring the forever young Takeshi Kaneshiro.

It's actually a pretty funny Rom-Com, although I recommend that you grab a bite to eat before heading into the theatre, cos right at the start there's cooking involved. I swear my stomach growling was much louder than the sound system, and the sizzling sounds from the steak, the stir-frying of the other ingredients and the soup being boiled over, all these were not helping. Barely 5 minutes into the show and I was hoping the show would end soon so that I can go for dinner.

I'm not going to tell you the plot, or the ending, so head to the theatres and catch it yourself, you cheap, down-loading from piracy site, person. Bear in mind, if one day the film-makers find no value in producing movies for gate receipts, then they won't be producing movies in future. Means nothing for you to download. Then how, all go back to playing Monopoly and losing your friends ah? 

I want to say not really, but...

So after that wonderful movie, we proceeded to have a simple dinner at my regular dining spot in Clarke Quay. There's this magical place called SQUE Rotisserie and Alehouse. 1 for 1 beer, practically from opening hours till closing. This I can personally prove, since I did once drink from 11.30am till 11pm over here.

And although there's a gap in between, you can order a few sets and HOLD them while you wait for Happy Hour to start again. No such thing as it has to be served in 15 minutes maximum. How awesome is that!

They gave us seats as close to the river as possible too!

Review of the food: Anything from the menu is a good bet. Portions are generous, so if you are not a big eater, share. 

Review of the drinks: It's 1 for 1, in town area, with river view. If that still isn't good enough for you, then drink at kopitiam while watching YouTube videos of water flowing.

In case you've noticed something at the corner of the 1st photo, yes you are really observant and you're right. That pint of Singha beer is mine. I think it's only $14.80++ for 2 pints. TWO!!! The cider isn't mine, but it was a really good choice cos the weather was warm and it came with a lot of ice. I used some for my beer too, cos you know, I like my beer Uncle style. Try out this place, you'll keep coming back. I have been drunk here since 2011, no better endorsement than that.

Of course that happened early on in the week due to the Vesak Day public holiday, and it was a nice break from work for a bit. But thereafter for the weekend, alcohol free time was needed. Heck, I'm writing all these after being absolutely exhausted from Sunday morning soccer. Although I suspect the reason I was tired really easily was due to a late Saturday night dinner at Clarke Quay, no alcohol as mentioned. I drove instead of the usual Grab/Uber ride, so not even a drop of beer would have passed through my lips.

Instead though, we had Lobster King Ramen from the Keisuke chain of restaurants. They do have different flavours of broth at other outlets, but that's for another day where I need more cholesterol in my system.

Taste test: 

There were free flow of hard-boiled eggs on every table, and there was mayonnaise too. Sinfully shiok. Instant egg salad. I had 2 eggs, and then was a little too full for the rest of the food. Because cheapo Singaporean me.

For starters though, we tried out their Beef Tataki. Squeeze in that lemon slice, and prepare a small dish of soy sauce, trust me. The beef tasted fresh, but really light on flavour so I wasn't that impressed. Those condiments were very necessary. Oh oh, it came with onions, and those were gooood. So for this side dish, I recommend the onion slices as the main taste.

The pork gyozas, well, just fantastic. Slightly fried, and when you bite into it, soup squirts out. Hur hur. Sorry, was thinking dirty for a while. The plating comes with a small depression off the side so that you can mix some white vinegar and chilli oil, very convenient. Best dish of the night. By the way, it's not Halal certified (in case the name 'pork gyoza' didn't clue you in) so please avoid asking your Muslim friends to try it with you. The staff did assure me that they are looking to bring in Halal pork soon, so fingers crossed.

Really great first spoonful of soup. Plus I had to try clear broth ramen, never had that at all. Since you had a choice of the type of broth, the intensity of the soup flavour, the chewiness of the noodle and the spiciness, it's pretty much customisable to suit any individual's palate. I chose normal on all three options of the noodles, and the first taste did not disappoint. Again, I wasn't flying in the air, but the lobster taste was really pronounced.

After that leh... it went a bit flat. Maybe cos I was too full of eggs, or that the aircon (not a complaint, it is needed in this crazy weather) cooled the soup too quickly. Cos after 10 mins or so, it started to taste exactly like a bowl of prawn noodle soup. At a food court. And I'm not even trying to be funny here. So unless you are really hungry, and can gulp down the noodles before the soup cools off, I think the 30 min queue might not be for everyone. Except those who like free wifi so they can play their games outdoor. Thank you Capitaland. Hugs.

To add, I would also like to apologise to a few people whom I could not meet over the weekend. I know I messed up your filming schedule, and for that I am full of remorse. My sincere apologies.

And to conclude, I wish all mothers out there had a wonderful Mothers' Day weekend. My mum had to travel for work so we had our dinner on Vesak Day. Do check out my Instagram or Facebook feeds, I posted a couple of pictures and videos of the happy family outing.

Signing off,
KJ

 










Fun Fact: Noodles are mostly long.